Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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