im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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