I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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