I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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