Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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