Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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