we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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