I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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