i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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