I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you traded sex for a burrito?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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