I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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