Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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