if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I will be naked everywhere
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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