you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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