all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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