we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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