time to smoke my breakfast
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm too high and old for this...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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