the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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