This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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