She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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