I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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