we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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