i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
my being single is dangerous.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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