we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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