do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have so many feelings about this burrito
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
