That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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