HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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