so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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