she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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