I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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