You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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