In the future we'll all be gay
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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