It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's rum buckets o'clock
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His nipple licking is glorious
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