I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
is it fun? or sober?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
