You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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