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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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