So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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