porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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