Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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