Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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