I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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