he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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