So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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