You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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