That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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