She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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