with your own penis?
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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