So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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