..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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