The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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