How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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