There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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