It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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