It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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